A good use for Twitter?

Ok, so I’m one of those dinosaurs that doesn’t quite get some of these new-fangled MyBook/FaceSpace social networking things that the kids are into these days.

I really don’t understand Twitter. My life is not that exciting, and I’m pretty sure nobody out there needs to be updated in 140 characters or less on what PBS Kids show I’m currently watching with my kids.

But this is kind of funny.


Use ‘Scotch’ to refer to the adhesive tape or the drink, ‘Scottish’ to refer to Starfleet engineer Montgomery Scott.
10 minutes ago from web

@Remy Only use ‘e-mail’ if you need to distinguish it from, say, ‘q-mail’ or ‘h-mail’.
about 1 hour ago from web

@amanda_massa: "hubby," etc, while not used in journalistic writing, are useful for avoidance when Christmas sweaters are out of season.
about 1 hour ago from web

in reply to amanda_massaAlways capitalize ‘Bible.’ You don’t want to get letters from those people.
about 1 hour ago from web

OK, I freely admit that this makes me not only a dork, but a newspaper-obsessed dork.

As a wise man once said, "I’m a dork, and that’s what we do."