Filing penguin update

Ace Sun news writer Ben Rodgers and new sports guy Dave Griswold just returned from the scene and confirmed there are decidedly not penguins taking up residence in Jamestown.

The alleged flightless critters were actually frozen cattails. You can’t make that up.

Buzz kill.

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